NOTHING: Official Creative License

🎯 WHY BUY NOTHING?

Are you tired of digital products that do things? Overwhelmed by value? Choking on features you didn’t ask for? With NOTHING, we proudly offer the exact opposite: a handcrafted, non-interactive, post-functional artifact containing zero code, zero content, and zero expectations.

What you are acquiring is not a product.

It is a certified digital license—time-stamped and psychically indifferent—that grants you exclusive metaphysical rights to NOTHING.

Not nothing in the boring, nihilistic sense.

This is Conceptual Nothing™.

Curated, editioned, file-format Nothing.

Nothing with prestige. Nothing with provenance. Nothing that knows it’s nothing.

🪙 LIMITED-TIME OFFER: NOW WITH EVEN LESS!

For a short time only, your purchase of NOTHING comes with bonus Nothing at no additional cost. That’s right—we’ve DOUBLED the absence! For just $1.11 you get the same absence twice, in two identical, overlapping layers of imperceptible void. You won’t even notice the second one, and that’s how you know it’s working.

Now with 100% LESS content.

📦 WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

• A file so empty it passed through customs undetected

• Legally recognized ownership of unrecognizable value

• Emotional closure (theoretically)

• 100% zero-calorie content

• The right to say “I bought Nothing” without lying

📉 WHAT YOU WILL NOT RECIEVE?

• Customer support

• An explanation

• Tangible value

• A sense of closure

• Any additional files

• Enlightenment (not directly, anyway)

100% GUARANTEED NON-FEATURES:

✘ No value

✘ No refunds

✘ No practical applications

✘ No regret (optional)

✘ No DRM, no pixels, no limits